Filed under: General Peevery | Tags: annoying, compensation, complex, drive me up the wall, grating, nervous breakdown, over compensate, peeve, penis, pet peeves, pinocchio, porsche, rogaine, sarcastic, truck, vent
Let’s just say this again ladies, because in typical male fashion – they aren’t listening! Men, you are not fooling anyone. Enough with these complexes already. Let’s call this one Pinocchio syndrome. Men with Pinocchio syndrome think that driving around in a super-pimp ride is going to make their schlongs grow. A Porsche is not Rogaine for the penis.
See, there is a theorem that all women innately know:
P – In = C + D
Where C = Flashy Car/Truck and D = Douchebag Attitude. I think you can figure out the other half of the equation. This, like all mathematical equations, can work in the reverse as well. Point being, if you drive a flashy car or act like a douchebag, we are going to assume you’re trying to make up for something. Because at the end of the day, the only big dick around here is you.
PS – I’m going to give a little props to Pop over at Go, Pop, Go! for introducing me to the word “schlort” – as in schlong + short. It’s going on my list of new faves.
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