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It’s true. Spam fried rice is actually pretty amazing. Spam of the email variety, however, is not. I feel like my mailbox, my inbox, my life is full of spam.
What do you mean no one really wants to reconnect with me on Classmates.com? But the email said…
Now, I have one more way to get spam… in my comments box at WordPress. Luckily, they have a filter that catches them for you. But, still, it is so disappointing when you think you have a legit comment and it’s spam. I was going through said filter and came across this. It was so classic, I almost approved it. Then I thought, why put out a potentially harmful virus for the sake of a good laugh? I’ll just convert it to a picture. Because, really, I want to find this person and hang out with them.
Scottish porn, Kristin Chenoweth nude, amateur microkini, adult diaper tights, fifths disease and adult symptoms, mature brotha lovers, pregnant women on antidepressants, and adult match maker Australia. If you throw in some jello shots, it sounds a lot like a party I had back in college.
The spam discovery prompted me to further investigate the stats available on WordPress. My new favorite hobby: looking to see what search terms land people on this page.
1. This is why you need to google yourself to see what comes up.
2. We are probably not going to get along.
3.a and 3.b Who knew acrostic poetry was so popular?
4. Wait, let me guess… it’s on his back.
5.a and 5.b My gift to you: www.dictionary.com – how do you get perpetually right and not peeve?
Apparently, I’m a dirty bird – 3 hits for trucks that make your penis look big and 4 sex-related search terms. Oh, and Scooby porn? What? My gift to you: http://www.goodtherapy.org/.
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