Filed under: General Peevery | Tags: annoying, clueless, drive me up the wall, eat your bagel and shut your pie hole, grating, nervous breakdown, peeve, pet peeves, sarcastic, stupid people, stupid questions, vent
Yes, folks, you guessed it. I’m late posting today because I was in a mandatory HR training session. Sexual harassment — cue inappropriate jokes, iPhone Words with Friends and (dun! dun! dun!) stupid questions.
Who are these people and why have they been following me around since high school? Here’s the deal. We have to make it through at least a half hour of someone telling us shit that should be common sense. We don’t need your dumb ass coming up with ridiculous scenarios and off-topic questions to prolong the torture. Don’t feel like just because they gave you a bagel you need to raise your hand.
Whoever came up with the quote, “there are no stupid questions” obviously never heard, “What if I like a particular sports team and I have their poster on my wall and someone comes in and they don’t like that sports team and so they’re offended?” asked at a sexual harassment session. Even the poor trainer (could you imagine – I’d rather do the sex talk to middle schoolers) was like, “Well, are they naked in the poster?”
There is a one stupid question quota. You hit it about 4 questions ago. Now, shut the hell up, eat your bagel and let’s get out of here.
Good gravy, is it noon yet?
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