Filed under: General Peevery | Tags: annoying, drive me up the wall, eating alone, funny texts, grating, iphone, iphone apps, nervous breakdown, peeve, pet peeves, sarcastic, technology entertainment, vent, what was I thinking
Today, I had lunch by myself. Went out to a restaurant and sat at a table all by my lonesome. I loathe eating alone. So, I did what any self-respecting girl would do. I played on my iPhone the entire time. When you think of entertainment and iPhones, you usually think about game apps. Not me. Some of the best stuff on my iPhone can be found in three places: notes, texts & photos.
I use my notes app for a lot of things. Shopping lists, quick notes, ideas for the blog, things of that sort. Every once in a while, I will come across some notes where I have absolutely no recollection of their purpose.
Why do hedgehogs have tails?
Why do Viking hats have horns on them?
Mixing animal prints
Palmer car commercial
Don’t curse in front of the dog
Hmm… nope, not ringing any bells.
Peeved to Mr. Peeved: Holy crap! Someone broke in the house… and they cleaned it!!!
Mr. Peeved: Is your sister doing up Halloween again?
Peeved: Whatcha mean “doing up”?
Mr. Peeved: Party, jumpy for kids, things of that nature.
Peeved: Nope, just trick or treating like last year.
Mr. Peeved: Last year they had a jumpy and stuff, didn’t they?
Peeved: Nope. That was the kid’s birthday.
Mr. Peeved: Weird, I thought I remembered it being a good time for all. Not just trick or treating.
Peeved: No, we just drank & trick or treated. 😉
Mr. Peeved: Must have been some damn good beer.
Mr. Peeved: We need a driver for Steeplechase – any ideas?
Mr. Peeved: Are you going to drive?
Peeved: I thought we were taking the kids…
Mr. Peeved: We are. Are you going to drive?
Peeved: I’ll drive there if u drive home 🙂
Mr. Peeved: Not funny
Peeved: Oh – cuz I’m laughing… I don’t know anyone…
Mr. Peeved: So, will u drive home?
Peeved: No – ur turn
Mr. Peeved: I won’t go then
Peeved: Me either
Mr. Peeved: Cool
Peeved: Don’t be a dolt! Find a driver.
Mr. Peeved: What’s a dolt?
Peeved: Dictionary.com says: a dumb, stupid person; a blockhead
Mr. Peeved: Why did you have to look it up?
Peeved: Well, you weren’t gonna!
Mr. Peeved: I just figured since u used the word u might know what it meant.
Peeved to Mr. Peeved: I love you
Peeved to Mr. Peeved: Don’t eat his biscuits
Peeved to Mr. Peeved: He is full of shit
Peeved to Mr. Peeved: They will taste bad
Peeved: What did you do to the fireplace shovel?
Mr. Peeved: About the cat?
Mr. Peeved: I have been using it to clean up cat shit in the crawlspace
Peeved: Oh. Perfect. Just checking.
Peeved: Mom tried to poison me with screwtop wine.
Mr. Peeved: What?
Peeved: That makes perfect sense to me, sorry. I wanted to know what time you’ll be home and was also sharing that my mother bought the wine tonight, which was probably the second worst idea ever.
Peeved: The first being a tie for trying to stop a fan with your fingers and wiping poison ivy on yourself to win a $100 dare.
Peeved: Scratch that… worst idea ever = wiping poison ivy on yourself as a sympathetic gesture towards a friend that was stupid enough to let you convince him to wipe poison ivy on himself for $100.
Peeved: Want to do lunch today?
Mr. Peeved: Can’t today, you didn’t grab the egg salad sand?
Peeved: No – didn’t see it
Mr. Peeved: It was delish
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