Perpetually Peeved


Wednesday “What the…?”

Yesterday was full of weird stuff I didn’t have pictures of.  Today, I’ve got proof.  It’s the weird, wacky, wondrous, Wednesday “What the…?” – Enjoy, folks.

1.  What the… are you trying to say?

That might be hard to read, let me tell you what it says.

          XXXXXXXX@YAHOO.COM

          Is this a valid email address for you (for your protection, the email address has been partially masked)?

Um, there is no X in my email address.  So, by partially masked do you mean completely obscured?  WTF Your Security Levels Are So High You Even Tell Me I Got My Father’s Middle Name Wrong On The Security Questions?

2.  What the… are you wearing?

Have you ever been going through old photographs and come across something that makes you go WTF?  Well, here’s a classic case.  Even Smalls is trying to figure out what’s going on there.  I guess stereotypes have to come from somewhere.  WTF Mr. I Buy My Outfits Out Of a Catalog Called DING!DING!DING!?

3.  What the… is that?

I sure hope they’re paying you.  WTF Hello Krazy Kitty?

4.  What the… kind of school do you go to?

(driving home from school yesterday)

Biggie:  Aren’t you going to ask me what new Connections (this is a fancy word for electives) I got today.

Peeved:  Sure, but the last 3 times I asked you, you told me you didn’t know yet and to stop asking you.

Biggie: Well, I got Music Appreciation and Family and Consumer Science.

Peeved:  Family and Consumer Science?  That sounds cool.  What’s that?  Budgets and stuff?

Biggie:  No.  You cook stuff and you get to carry around an egg and stuff and, like, pretend it’s a baby.  It’s really cool.

Peeved:  You mean you got Home Ec.

Biggie:  No, it’s called Family and Consumer Science.  Home Ec is, like, when they teach you budgets and stuff.  They don’t call it that anymore, Mom.

Peeved:  Family and Consumer Science?

Biggie:  Yes.

Peeved:  Where’s the science in it?

Biggie:  Cooking is science.  And, so is having babies.

Peeved:  Sounds like Home Ec to me.

Why does everything have to have a fancy name now?  It’s no longer English, it’s Language Arts.  It’s not Gym, it’s Exercise Science.  WTF Fancy Pants School – Why Don’t You Try Teaching Them How Eggs Get Fertilized Now That You’re Calling It Science?

5.  What the… kind of backwater town are you from?

 
 

This is what you get when you cross a mullet with a helmet bang.

 

 When wearing flip-flops with pants and no pedicure is the least offensive thing you’ve got going on, you’ve got issues.  WTF Ms. I’m So Country Even My Hairdo Is Inbred?

6.  What the… is wrong with you?

Some days, I wish I had one of those jobs that don’t do random drug testing.  You know, like pizza delivery guy, waiter, Xfinity writer, garbage man.  Either someone likes to wake and bake, or they have a sick sense of humor.  WTF Is Afroman Doing As My Garbageman?

I’ve got $50 that says the owner of the gold Toyota would, in fact, jump off a bridge if all of his friends did first.  WTF Doublemint Douches?

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Great!! Our guy is always nice enough to leave my dumpster, on it’s side, laying in the middle of the street once he has dumped it and drove away… 🙂

Comment by TheIdiotSpeaketh

I just don’t understand why you would leave it in the middle of someone’s driveway… and, not even the driveway it came from.

Comment by perpetuallypeeved

You are not going to get away with dissing the garbage man(It was my first job for the summer in 1963 when I was 14 at $40 a week). The poor garbage man could not see where the container goes because YOU failed to rake up the leaves which totally mask the area in question. And since the waste collection receptacle is made of heavy plastic how will you call it a can? And why haven’t you weeded out the plants growing up between the cracks in the bricks? You now have to take “Managing the Front of Your House Science.”

Comment by carldagostino

I’ll give you my husband’s number. He’s in charge of pets, cars, yard and cooking in my house. Go yell at him.

Comment by perpetuallypeeved

Were you at a county fair? Where did you see such a hairdo (or a hair don’t)? My trash cans are always about 10 feet from where I left them, and sometimes on their side…at least the trash is out of them

Comment by thelifeofjamie

No. The saddest part of the story is, I was at an urban zoo. *cringe*

And, sheesh, remind me never to make fun of the garbageman. Rough crowd today!

Comment by perpetuallypeeved

Doublemint Douches…. I love it!

Comment by thoughtsappear

I quite approve of the kitty mobile…

Comment by Dave Hambidge

Dammit, it was national park badly day and I missed it again.

Comment by writerdood

The Hello Kitty van is a priceless moment. I don’t know how you have the karmic “WTF” gods on you side, but hats off to you. Please don’t tell me that was taken while in SD? I can’t take anymore crazy CA behavior this week! I just loves these WTF posts!

Comment by apieceofthepiehole

I think the real WTF moment is how badly Mr. Metal Detector is eyeballing that little girl.

Gross.

Comment by Posky

Obviously, he was looking for a wider array of “treasures” on that beach.

Comment by Posky

Don’t get me started on trash issues…

Yeah, I think the Hello Kitty van will not have good resale value.

Comment by slamdunk

Hate to disagree but the Kitty wagon will retain its value for the specialist discerning younger female driver with attitude…

Comment by Dave Hambidge

I just posted a photo of the “real” Afroman on your Facebook wall.
That egg project is so Degrassi Jr. High.

Comment by tryityoumightlikeit




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