Hi, I’m Emily and I am Perpetually Peeved. I have a predisposition to overreaction. It’s hereditary. My mother has a Chicken Little tendency to start screaming, “The sky is falling!” every time an acorn falls off an oak tree. With me, the tiniest little thing can set me off. I have frequent “freak outs” and need to tell myself to breathe deeply and count to ten – a lot. In addition to this wonderful genetic gift, I was also blessed with a deeply sarcastic sense of humor and a tendency to not give a crap what other people think. I grew up in the breeding ground of cynicism and snark: New York. Which means, yes, the cherry on top is my potty mouth.
Here’s what you need to know before reading my blog: I’m nothing if not honest. Don’t get your panties in a bunch and take things personally. If you think I’m talking about you, I probably am. Get over it. You annoy me sometimes. Hell, I annoy myself. Out of fairness, I’ll be sure to include my own annoying quirks. Also, I’m not PC. If you are PC, don’t read my blog. Or, at least, don’t comment on it like your obnoxious PC self. Then I’ll have to delete your post and I’m too lazy to want to do that.
And, if my language offends you, pretend you see a series of asterisks for every “hit” that follows an “s” and for every “uck” that follows an “f” – cool?
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